The Show Me How series have books have built a brand around simple, colorful illustrations that instruct the reader how to do . . . well . . . just about everything. This book takes that brand in a new direction, adding extra text on the truly important things in life, like taking down a hostile regime single-handed, picking up the hottest chick in the bar, or impersonating a mobster. From the surprisingly practical (escape an assailant) to the downright crazy (wrestle an alligator), this book takes badassery to heights and depths most people can only imagine. And shows you how, every step of the way. Sample illustrated items: - Ghost ride the whip - Trick a lie detector - Make moonshine - Deliver a karate kick - Do a bootlegger turn - Shave with a straight razor - Jump out of an airplane - Travel by jetpack - Give yourself a tattoo - Skate in the roller derby Sample text items: - Become a supervillain - Pick up hotties - Drive like a stuntman - Join the French foreign legion - Buy the right motorcycle - Skin a deer - Dress the part without looking like a douchebag - Learn from history’s 10 greatest badasses - Save the day . . . any day - Kick Chuck Norris’s ass