Whichever political party you call your own, you'll laugh out loud and feel that your side comes out just a little bit better... Examples: You know you're a Republican if...You wouldn't mind if the Commonwealth of Massachusetts seceded from the Union. You know you're a Democrat if...You wish the Republic of Texas had never become a state. You know you're a Republican if...You think Colin Powell might make a good President, if he weren't black. You know you're a Democrat if...You think Colin Powell might make a good President, if he weren't conservative. You know you're a Republican if...You can't stand your gay uncle, but you invite him to your son's wedding because he's rich. You know you're a Democrat if...You can't stand your rich uncle, but you invite him to your daughter's graduation party because he's gay.