Here for the geek in all of us are fifty foolproof equations that take the guesswork out of life�and the funniest twist on an idea since Richard Smith�s The Dieter�s Guide to Weight Loss During Sex. Call it the algebra oracle: By plugging in the right variables, GEEK LOGIK answers life�s most persistent questions. It covers Dating and Romance, Career and Finance, and everyday decisions like Should I get a tattoo? Can I still wear tight jeans? Is it time to see a therapist? How many beers should I have at the company picnic? How does it work? Take a simple issue that comes up once or twice a week: Should I call in sick? Fill in the variables honestly, such as D for doctor�s note (enter 1 for �no,� 10 for �yes,� and 5 for �yes, but it�s a forgery�), R for importance of job (1-10, with 10 being �personally responsible for Earth�s orbit around Sun�), Fj for how much fun you have at work (1-10, with 10 being �personal trainer for underwear models�), N for how much you need the money (1-10, with 10 being �I owe the mob�), then do the math, and voil��if the product, Hooky, is greater than 1, enjoy your very own Ferris Bueller�s Day Off. Includes a pocket calculator so that prospective geeks can immediately solve the equation on the back cover: Should I buy this book?