"For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow." "But that has not stopped Dave Barry from writing an entire book about them. If you're a guy - or if you're attempting to share a remote control with one - you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with important guy issues." "Dave Barry is well qualified to write this book, "having been a guy for as long as I can remember (about three weeks)." To research this guide - which is 100 percent mostly new material - Dave spent literally dozens of minutes sitting around at least looking thoughtful. He attempted to conduct intensive, soul-searching personal interviews with several guys he knows, although they ended up watching the playoffs instead."--BOOK JACKET.