BEST FRIENDS WON'T TELL YOU THE TRUTH... BUT TRINNY & SUSANNAH AREN'T YOUR BEST FRIENDS. "Blondes and shiny fabric equals hooker." "The top is a disaster. Unless you're four years old." "No one looks good in a track suit-not even Madonna or J-Lo." "Cropped pants make any woman look like a stunted man." LOOKING GOOD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FASHION TRENDS. IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT NOT TO WEAR... "We're not shy of making criticisms," says Susannah. "But we wouldn't say, 'You've got a great fat butt-end of story.'" What Not to Wear is a book of hands-on advice and straight-talking guidance that is all about personal style-dressing for your body shape and personality. So what's your problem? * Big Boobs * No Boobs * Big Arms * Big Butt * No Waist * Short Legs * Flabby Tummy * Saddlebags * Short Neck * Thick Legs TRINNY & SUSANNAH WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO TOSS, WHAT TO BUY, WHERE TO FIND IT, AND HOW TO WEAR IT.